The Discovery in English Hons.

The content of this piece reflects the findings and opinions of me alone (and may be a friend or two). Therefore I need to mention that those who do not share my opinion need not be offended. I have all the respect your views deserve.
I have come to the conclusion that the only way to read a literary text is through discrimination (it is believed to be present in all forms in all texts). The primary task is to identify the form of discrimination present in each text. Once this is accomplished, you will need to realise that there are four “discriminatory ways” of reading texts. They are:
1. Marxist Reading
2. Feminist Reading
3. Colonial/Post colonial Reading, and
4. Psychoanalytical Reading
Marxist reading deals with the discrimination between classes. Feminist reading deals with the discrimination between genders. Colonial/Post-colonial reading deals with the discrimination between the rulers and the ruled. Psychoanalytical reading involves discrimination over the author. It deals not with what is apparently conveyed by the author, but with what some self righteous analysts think what (s)he was “actually” trying to say.
Therefore for one to be a literary scholar, one must be thoroughly acquainted with these forms of discriminatory readings and must be prepared to go to all lengths to enforce them in all texts that (s)he comes across. Otherwise, in all probability, literary criticism will continue to be a distant dream and nothing more.
However, as with all cases and theories, there are and will be a few (remember only a few) works which may continue to elude the hands of such “discriminators.” I am now beginning a search for some books. The real purpose of me writing this is to request you to give me the names of such books if you do come across any of them. I am eagerly looking forward to your cooperation in this endeavour of mine.